Curse

Dumb Quixote · Jun 01, 2005, 06:56 PM // 18:56

A shimmie, a shake and a wiggle
as every near naked girl giggles
we love it so much
when 'mentalist bunch
and show us how much they can jiggle

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"Heal me!" the warrior doth cry
as he charges so recklessly by
The healer just might
if he wasn't all Smite
so the Meathead will just have to die.

Asplode · Jun 01, 2005, 08:37 PM // 20:37

The koreans, they show us their squiggles,
As at the dais, everyone mingles.
With Balthazar's Aura,
Everyone's gonna,
Feel a lot of that holy tingle.

;D

Dumb Quixote · Jun 01, 2005, 11:07 PM // 23:07

PUG'ing the Tombs is a chore
You always know what's in store
Simple mistakes
and a team full of flakes
And a new group of friends to /ignore

CatsPaw · Jun 02, 2005, 08:05 PM // 20:05

um, your not going to come up with anything bad about our guild are you Dumb?? Be nice now, and I might get kaiya and sol and myself to dance the Ele dance in the hall

Dumb Quixote · Jun 02, 2005, 08:27 PM // 20:27

Guild...? We have a Guild?

I wouldn't dare disparage my new friends

That's why I used PUGs for that limmy.

I left you a PM on GBV... no response yet though...

CatsPaw · Jun 02, 2005, 09:01 PM // 21:01

I am at work....

Working hard cant ya tell.
I cant get to the GBV site from here.... dang firewalls....*sigh*
PM me here....I can get it.

Kershent · Jun 03, 2005, 01:59 AM // 01:59

Heeey, guildies! Eh, I wish I could chime in with a limmerick, but I can't think of one.

JjK · Jun 03, 2005, 06:26 AM // 06:26

I love that last one

JjK · Jun 03, 2005, 06:29 AM // 06:29

gvg'ing is not what it seems.
their opponents are not just "teams"
after 15 percent
the hope does decent.
then you're left with de-venting "pings"

The charr are a threat to mankind
if in an invation you are left behind
just hold to your pants
and then type /dance
and the warmaster you hope they can find

"Guild of the Week" you mights say,
"we fought and fought every day"
then at June 1st,
the dream did disperse.
"#11's not listed, that's gay"
(http://guildwars.com/gameinfo/guilds...s-templar.html)

This game would be much more fun
If an arena was just 1 vs. 1
you could be like gwen
and slash with a grin.
but, you get no fame, so who won?

An interesting thing in this game.
Limmericks are not all the same.

Dumb Quixote · Jun 03, 2005, 07:47 PM // 19:47

The Knights one is classic...

A group of WaMos connected
and adventured out unprotected
but the fire from air
did bury them there
And not one of them was resurrected

Curlyfry · Jun 03, 2005, 11:02 PM // 23:02

Yo, ima bust out my guild wars rhymes,
Its free, i dont gotta lose no dimes,
Prince Rurik was great, but now hes undead,
man, i wish i could pump him full o' lead.

Yo warriors, time to lay the smackdown,
haha, mesmers, give em a frown,
Elementalists in all different flavors,
geo, pyro, hydro, and aero, just as long aas your a chick do i savors.(jiggle)

Monks, drop the heals and protection,
as long as you smite you can beat your reflection,
Henchies, why do u suck so much,
until your level 20, you cant use healing touch

I love guild wars, thats all i gotta say,
so stop looking at this site and go play!

NYC RULES!!!

Tyil Thunder Arrow · Jun 03, 2005, 11:35 PM // 23:35

A creature half-bull and half-man
Tries to gobble you up like a flan
But you rock that dumb minotaur
Old-school like Pat Benatar
And vamoose as fast as you can.

Dumb Quixote · Jun 06, 2005, 02:51 PM // 14:51

Making my way to L.A.
A short lil' PUG I did play
The whole team went green
as I healed like a fiend
Thank god I know how to pray

LadyCallipyge · Jun 06, 2005, 03:15 PM // 15:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dumb Quixote

"Heal me!" the warrior doth cry
as he charges so recklessly by
The healer just might
if he wasn't all Smite
so the Meathead will just have to die.

I simply love that one!

In ruined Ascalon I spied a broken flute
It belonged to Gwen, the crazy young coot
And to my surprise
I couldn't believe my eyes
When I salvaged it, it turned into loot!

(Just wishing.....maybe)

JjK · Jun 06, 2005, 06:42 PM // 18:42

hehe, woot! 1 shell

Kershent · Jun 07, 2005, 03:06 AM // 03:06

"Mesmer LFG," again I shout.
I'm just about ready to pout.
A mesmer's true power
makes everyone cower,
but the fools will ignore me, no doubt.

ArgentLupe · Jun 07, 2005, 05:23 PM // 17:23

There once was a Monk from Nantuckett...

Hmmm, maybe not. What about:

There once was an Elementalist from Brazil...

Nah, that won't work either. I know:

Over the hills of Ascalon
The sounds of much agony rings on
but it not versus critters
that causes these jitters
but bad limericks as told by the throngs

daJwtt · Jun 07, 2005, 11:17 PM // 23:17

w00tsickle

Miss Puddles · Jun 14, 2005, 08:34 PM // 20:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kershent

"Mesmer LFG," again I shout.
I'm just about ready to pout.
A mesmer's true power
makes everyone cower,
but the fools will ignore me, no doubt.

XD so true!

there once was a stalker i charmed
loved to go in the way of harm
now my skills are diabled
i hope that i'm able
to book it away from these charr

TheBuster · Jun 15, 2005, 08:26 AM // 08:26

I once tamed this breast called a dog,
It had an obscenely large ****,
In every battle,
The monsters were dazzled,
Cause he ejaculated a frog!